As a busy, career-driven man, I am always looking for ways to make my life easier, so I decided to take charge of my grooming needs. Once I found myself in a place that sold pet grooming services, I knew that my time would never be the same. I decided to get my hair cut and nails repaired and to learn how to groom a dog.
Well, I guess the whole idea is kind of a scam because the hair is actually cheap, and the nails were easy enough to care for, but I’m not really into this whole “pet-grooming” thing. If I can’t afford the salon, I’ll just use a dog groomer. However, I do know that it saves me a shitload of time and money.
The idea of grooming your dog is pretty cool, especially when it’s done with all the time and money you save. I’ve been doing it for a long time now and I’ve noticed my dog has gotten a good amount of attention. You just have to have patience to wait and that dog is pretty forgiving. I’ve had a few dogs who have been too aggressive with their grooming needs, and some dogs just didn’t care.
The thing is, the dogs who don’t care are generally the ones that are not well-socialized. They’re the ones that have never experienced any real dog-grooming. I feel like you have to start with the basics if you want your dogs to enjoy grooming. You can try the basic stuff that I know works, then take it up to the point where they are really caring and you can move up to something a little more advanced. I do recommend getting a dog groomer.
So I was at a pet store and I went to the shoe section. There was a section there that was for shoes for dogs. It was all a little bit different and I knew there was something special about it, since it was just like a section of dog grooming. And it had all these shoe brands that I had never heard of.
So, I got my first look at the grooming section. I got to try on all these different shoes that I was not familiar with. Then I took a little test run and I was like, “Wow! These are really nice shoes. These are really nice. I’m going to give them a try for my dog. I’m going to go try on these shoes.” So I went and I had the shoes that I was going to give them a try on.
I went to pet store after pet store and they were all like, Oh, I don’t have anything for a dog. I’m not sure that I can, but I have a little dog that I’m going to try on these shoes. So I went and I had the shoes that I was going to try on. So I went and I had the shoes that I was going to try on.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to stop myself from taking out my trusty little pocket lint roller and rolling in my ear after trying on something and then discovering I had earwax all over my face. Or maybe I just have a really bad ear. Maybe you have to keep a lint roller in your purse for that.
It’s a good thing I’m not allergic to dogs, because I would have probably had to cut off my ear by now.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve cut my own ear off when I wanted to let it grow out. And I was just about to say I had to pull my ear out and just bleed it out, but then I realized that I had to leave it inside. I have two large ear lint rollers in my purse. I don’t need one in my purse though, I need to keep the lint roller in my purse to use for something.